Another Trip Down Memory Lane
It's about that time again, ladies.

You know what time I'm talkin' about. That random time when I find myself on blah-mah-gah.net looking through the quotes and almost crying from an incredible mix of hysterical laughter and sadness that the times I'm remembering seem so far behind us.

I was messing around on Facebook. I signed up for one yonks ago and, like my myspace, I never updated it at all. But tonight I started to for no reason at all, and I wanted to add some quotes. But instead of going with famous quotes, I decided to go in search of quotes from you guys, because who can come up with anything more touching, hilarious or insightful than you guys? No one!

I have tomorrow off of work, and I think I might just spend it gathering another batch of quotes, because they always make me so happy. But for now, let's just go over some old favorites, shall we?



Do not mock my cow!! - Hadar

Screw logic, do your own thing. - Lia

Life without sarcasm is not living at all! - Elise

What came first? The chicken or the egg? - Lia
The egg. Dinosaurs were hatching for thousands of years before the chicken evolved. - Marissa

How patethic am I? Wait don’t answer that… - Jin

Something dripped on me in Language Arts. - Dani

Hi, My name is Julina and I’m an alcoholic. - Julina

If I call you Michelle Branch, will you respond? - Sidney
If you call me Michelle Branch, I won’t know it’s me. And I’ll shoot you. So I think no. - Hadar

I have the reflexes of a slightly obese cat! - Me

Geez, why hasn’t Elise written any OT in two months? It’s awfully inconsiderate of her. - Elise

I am far from a fanfic goddess… more like a fanfic ghoul… or a fanfic gimp… yeah, I’m Gimpy Fanfic… I write with a limp. - Becka

I feel honored to have been Sidney for about 15 seconds there. - Dani

hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words! - Arianna

OMFG! Ali, I took one look at it and was laughing so hard Bluebell started to pee. (That’s my dog, don’t think I’m crazy and name my body parts.) - Dani

Hey, to anyone who doesn’t live in California, our governor can beat up your governor. - Sidney

Woah. There is this enormous fly terrorizing me. Eww.. it’s like as big as my finger. Ack! It’s coming this way. *runs to find fly swatter* - Dani

*squeezes Milo’s cheeks* So cute. And, btw, I meant his facial cheeks. - Becka

I wasn’t nicknamed Miss Verbosity for nothing. - Becka

Pathetic, thy name is Becka! - Becka

Noooo way! I just killed the fly! The fly that has been tormenting me for a month! Who knows if it’s the same fly but I smacked it! - Dani

He’s so Italian I want my tiramisu ON him. - Leila (about Milo. Duh.)

Sanity is overrated. - Elise

Watch out UCONN! It’s Dean! And he’s still growing! - Dani

Brouhaha! It’s so much fun to say. Seriously, just say it outloud: Brouhaha… !! - Elise

I just felt instantly more welcomed here. Although, it might have been the blind worship. - Becka

All hail Meelo VentiMIGlia. - Dani

Would “Der Wienerschnitzel: A Love Story” be an awful title? - Becka

My fic started out as being about cranberry sauce and now I’ve got Rory and Jess headed for a Mormon Church. Someone want to explain my own mind to me? – EFW

Okay, my self esteem just shot through the roof and killed a bird. – Dani

Hi! How is everybody?! *waves like a crack addict* - Leigh

Chris likes to talk in third person. – Stephanie
EFW hates typing out all the letters of EFW, which is why she will start calling herself I/Me again…Now! – EFW
Leigh is afraid of you all, and has somehow gotten sucked into the third-person hell. – Leigh
Ashley is happy other people speak in the third person so she isn’t that big of a freak. – Ash
Third-person-talkage scares me, when its not coming from Elmo. - Christie
Ari would like to thank all you guys for making her laugh instead of screaming or something. – Ari

And to all, I’m cutting the Mormon Church. It was starting to drive me crazy, and crazy EFW is not a fun person to be around. – EFW

“Just knowing people here acknowledge my existence as a lit makes me feel all gushy inside.” – EFW

“I’m spamming… spamming is kind of like farting… it’s kind of embarrassing, and you feel the need to excuse yourself.” – Leigh

While we introduce ourselves to Aza…

“I’m somewhere between psycho and just plain nuts. Most of us lits are…right?” – EFW
“I’m Becka, and unlike the rest of these yahoos, I’m 100% sane. Right, guys?” – Becka
“I’m Dani, the laziest person you’ll ever meet.” - Dani
“I’m Lydia….. and frighteningly enough, I’m one of the least sane people here.” – Lydia

“I don’t think it is Rory. I think it’s some evil thing from a hell dimension wearing Rory’s body.” – Me

“*throws up* Not even Summer has an ‘ew’ powerful enough for that.” – Christie (talking about the Luke/Taylor fic she found)

“What’s a bathtub made out of?” – Christie

“We’re special. (And not in the “special” way, but we’re special.)” – EFW

“I feel like breaking out in song like the girl from Willy Wonka about how she wants the golden eggs NOW…although i would improvise the golden eggs to Naked!Jess.” – Meg

I seriously wanna see Rory beat Lisa with a led pipe… with “Damn it feels good to be a gangsta” playing in the background. - Leigh (about NOGG)

I am using my limited authority as a mod to over rule you all. *evil laugh* - Me

Of course you’re gonna rob the World Air Bank silly, we still need the money, remember? - Jin

A nakedJess thread and all we can talk about is how much we love each other. If that’s not dedication I don’t know what is. - EFW

Hit me? Somebody? Anybody? Please? - Leigh

I’m sorry to report. Chris is dead. She accidently drank a sip of yoo hoo that had been out all night and is now dead. - Chris

I’m about as worldy as an ant. - Kait

Wow, I’m excited that I’m not the only person here with mental issues. - Lydia

ETA: —- soooo excited I know what that means now! – Lydia

Yeah, one thing I learned last night was when you toilet paper your friends truck make sure it is still his. - Kristen

I feel more fulfilled in real life. I feel like I stand taller than everybody else who has an ordinary life, with no great friends that are around 24-7 just by plugging in a modem and opening up a window on a screen. I feel blessed to have that, and blessed to have had people influence my life in such an incredible way. This board has made my life so extraordinary, and I thank everybody who has impacted it. - Dani

Elizabeth has decided that alliteration rocks. - EFW

I did a very mature squeal of joy when I saw my name…. - Lydia

SECURITY: Drop the Milo and put your hands up. - Kait
What are the consequences if I refuse? *runs off with Milo thrown over shoulder* - Leigh

There was a Milo thing…does that make this not spam? - EFW

I remember the first time I saw Jess… *looks dreamily into the air while everyone around me yawns* - Lydia

So…Alexis is like 22ish? And Milo’s 27? That gives me and Andy Roddick hope!! – Christie

So if you die a virgin, and then your corpse has sex with another corpse…Are you still a virgin? – Christie

Me and Jess are going to have frisky corpse sex. And I’m looking forward to it, so I need him to die. – Christie

I’m sick of seeing DenialRory, RunFromYourProblemsRory, It’sEveryoneElse’sFaultRory. I want to see FaceYourMistakesRory. And FaceYourMistakesRory can be yours for only $9.99! She comes complete with her “I’m a slut” wrinkled dress, “I just commited adultery” messy hair, a cell phone with only one number in it: Jess’, and shoes made for walking over to Dean’s, to tell him it’s over and that nothing like this is going to happen again, ever. – SamiJoe

“Whoops.” *reaches right across Milo* “Forgot to adjust the mirror on this side.” I don’t even want to think how much trouble I could get into pretending that my hand ‘missed’ the gear stick. – Me

Introducing EmoJess! Complete with “love me” puppy-dog eyes, leather jacket and stylable Emo hair! Yours for only $12.95!! And he talks. *pushes button on EmoJess* “Come with me!” Call now and we’ll add in two interchangeable books to stick in his back pocket! – Leigh

I used to name [teddy-bear shaped lollipops] when I was little. And then I’d apologize to them while I ate them. – Kait

Good Lord. I officially am Rip Van Winkle. – Oregano

I guess it wouldn’t go over well if I wished my customers a “Happy Naked!Jess day” this morning? – Leigh

What do you mean it sounds like something I’d say? Everything I say is pure and virginal. – Christie

Jess… loooooots of depth… intelligent brain… presumably hung like a horse… I can’t imagine him acting the way he does and NOT being so. Am I allowed to say penis on the board? – Leigh

No penile mentionings?? What am I supposed to do with my life? – Christie

This thread is so NC-17. – Stephanie

Unspam? I’m on an island having sex with my phone. – Christie

I will no longer question your rights to Dead!Jess’…penis. I like being able to say penis. – SamiJoe
You’re jealous ’cause you didn’t get to marry the alien smilie guy and didn’t get a toaster or socks as a wedding gift! Don’t deny it! – Caitlin

The fact remains that you like coming up with dirty meanings to un-dirty things I say. – Ari

I love that we are able to say penis so much. – Meg
Heh. We can say penis. Penis. I’m so immature…but it’s fun. – Tina

I’d rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station… with my tongue. – Lydia

Put that up your a** and smoke it, ASP! Who the hell needs you?!? – Becka

Jeez. You made me go through all that screaming. I hope you’re horny now. – Christie

If someone loves it as much as I love Jess’s penis…damn… That’s commitment, ladies. – Christie

I love you guys. You’re the best corrupters ever. – Tina

Go being legally drunk, with leggally boughten alcohol! – Danielle

But yes, we all think that Rory is an ignorant slut, and that Dean is a giant ogre… not like Shrek.. Shrek’s a cool ogre. Dean’s just a big hairy nasty.. troll. That’s it! A troll! – Leigh

I have no idea why anyone would ever want to have a point. – SamiJoe

Self, meet PraiseWhore. PraiseWhore, meet self. – Becka

I’ll murder it if it screws up my ellipses. – Ari

My computer’s name is Useless Pile of Silicone n’ Crap… – Lyds

Next thing you know, I’ll be crazy-girl-who-sits-at-the-dump-talking-to-her-toaster. – Kait

*whines* I miss EVERYTHING! 7 Pages! (If I did the math right) I’m beginning to think that after I go to bed all the Lits get together and have a party, like that episode of Growing Pains. Isn’t the girl’s name Krissy in that, too? *pouts* The consipiracy! - Christie

Giddy is the understatement of the Neolithic Age. - Christie

Again, no Penile thread title? Why no Penile thread title? Why, why, oh thread making gods?? - Christie

In my infinite wisdom, I thought I’d remember what I wrote. I don’t. Then I watched Rory and Dean make out and I died a little inside. If I get some inspiration (and time, oh, glorious time!) maybe I’ll continue it. Right now, I have neither. *falls smack on her face* - Sidney

To set the record straight, Becka has three sisters and three brothers. Our parents liked each other a lot. - Sarah (Becka’s sister)

My parents love each other. I know it. They peck. In front of me. Blech. - Meg

You whores!!!! - Lyds

You rock major sockage, and some shoes too! - Hadar

If I met Jess/Milo…uh…there would be some squealing, some fainting…maybe some licking. - EFW

RPGs are cool games where you can be characters and act them out and all that fun shiz. Or you can be so high with laughter and say weird things like “uumpft!” he said. - Emily

I had to write a paper on Jewish history. Jewish history. I am not even Jewish! What the hell is that?! - Meg
Hey now! Don’t you go belittling my people! - Leigh

Its easiser being the ‘Go Team!’friend in stead of ‘He’s Married’friend. - Christie
Yeah, but right now, Rory needs the He’s Married friend. - Sami
No, Rory needs the if-you-keep-this-up-I’m-gonna-bitch-slap-you friend. - EFW

Scrotum! - Christie

I’ve learned so much from you guys. I learned that Dashboard Confessional is really good, and I can get away with saying Penis on a public message board. - Leigh

I think Dean should be tested. A kid his age has no right to be that large. Did you ever hear that saying… or statement that says “Big guys have small….*clears throat*………penis’s.” Yeah….. Just thought we needed to hear the word penis again. - Meg

Oh, hey, look at Becka, isn’t that cute? She’s still writing fanfic as if Rory and Jess might someday get back together. Poor, sad girl. - Becka

Title inspired by Christie, who says that euphemism = penis - Ari

Heya, kids! I hath return’ed home from Jersey. The Bar Mitzvah was tacky, the music was bad, and my meanest aunt looks like Jaba the Hutt. - Leigh

Hee. Y’know what’d be funny? If I died a virgin. The irony! I’m serious! Its like, pervert of all perverts never has sex! - Christie
Just today at the mall I saw a man walking around with a T-shirt saying “No one dies a virgin”. So don’t worry. - Hadar
True. Even Dean got some. - Christie

I was just typing my lab…I had to keep typing ‘wet mount’. How dirty is that? - Christie

Lovin’ Ali like a $2 whore. - Leigh
I feel so special. - Me

My goal is to be a porn star. All I need is a boob job, some fishnets, and a broken hymen. Much easier than going through all that acting work. - Christie
Dude, you are like me! o.O Whenever I’m asked what I wanna be when I grow up, I say stripper. Seriously, I’m very good with poles. And no, no boob job. Big boobs suck. And I can give you my fishnets. - Hadar

I’m really ready to say goodbye to that character. Or rather… not say goodbye. Just look away and point in the general direction of the nearest exit. - Me (about Dean)

On Tuesday when I thought I was about to get fired from my job, I was on the bus home, and I felt like I literally had nothing to lose. So I told myself that if Lestat got on and, by some luck, sat by me, I was going to say: “Hi. I pretty much got fired today. I need someone to cheer me up. So could you just answer one question? Yeah? Great! What’s your opinion on tractors?!?” - Becka

In case anyone was wondering, I’m not going to be around much today. You see, I have to go out and buy an engagement ring so I can ask Against Reason to marry me. - Me
Well in case you were wondering, Against Reason likes Sapphires. - Lydia

I’m making Lee’s will. - Lydia
They’re all waiting for me to die so they can steal my fics. - Leigh
I can’t believe I get D2D and OS! I wasn’t even there to beat people about the head in order to get them! *is honored but doesn’t want Lee to die* - Me

Leigh, I love you. I love RCF. I wanna marry it. Can I marry it? I’ll buy it a pretty ring. And a car so we can (successfully) fool around without bumping into the freakin’ roof! Getting scared by my own brain and leaving now…I need sleep! - EFW

I think I didn’t get enough sleep and kind of spaced out. I answered ONE. And then he yells “stop!” And I’m like…what the hell? - Ari (about her Math PSAT)

I agree. With everything. ‘Cept Bush. - EFW

Can I get drunk from eating lots of grapes? - Lyds
Not unless they’re really old grapes that have been fermented and left to undergo anaerobic respiration, which is a really inefficient way to respirate, by the way… - Sidney

My brain hurts. - Me

I need to work on my telekinesis. - EFW

It’s a “Feel Better Lee” Song

From time to time the world is crappy
Try to remember to be happy
Cause every now and then things are stuck
but soon enough you’ll have your luck
And you’ll smile and shine
and write us some fluff
and you’ll join Lit Chat and stuff
- Lyds

♥