Okay, so... you guys know how I like to make manips and tell stories? Well, I had way too much fun with this. It was too easy.


Just to explain, the idea for this came from Hanson themselves. During an interview with a fan (they have a fan interview them before every concert, the fan can ask them anything they want) they talked about who they would want to play them in a movie about their life.

Mallory: Since we’re in Hollywood, I’d better ask a film-related question. If there were a movie made about Hanson similar to ‘Ray’, or ‘Walk the Line’, who would you want to play you?

Taylor: Miley Cyrus

Mallory, Isaac & Zac: bust out laughing

Taylor: Wait, are we talking about me ten years ago, or now?

Isaac: I don’t think it’d be a very good movie if they made it about us now…or ten years ago…

Mallory: It’s just theoretical…

Taylor: Well that’s not a good answer let me think of a good one. Don’t write Miley Cyrus…

Mallory: Oh I already wrote it… there’s no escaping now, Taylor.

Zac: Shai LaBeouf…or…

Taylor: I think someone like Patrick Fugit would be good for Zac. He’s not as handsome as Zac is, but he’d be the right personality.

Isaac: I don’t know…

Zac: I think like, Ryan Gosling would be good for Ike.

Taylor: Totally.

Isaac: I wouldn’t mind that.

Zac: Well yeah, cause The Notebook is your 2nd favorite movie of all time.

Isaac: I’m not ashamed. I can admit I like a chick-flick. I’ll take Ryan Gosling for my answer. Why not?

Taylor: I really don’t know.

Mallory: Stumped?

Taylor: Never, I’m just trying to think…

Zac: It’s not meant to be literal, Tay. I mean she said who do WE want to play us. You know what? Change my answer to Chris Farley. That doesn’t make any sense! And he’s dead.

Isaac: Who would play me that’s dead?

Taylor: Well this is gonna sound like I just think way too highly of myself, or that I think I’m really attractive or something, but that’s not the case. But I’d say someone like River Phoenix if he were still alive, just cause he was a really great actor. I don’t know. That’s probably not a great answer either.


So anyway... I went with River, Patrick (because I like him) and Ryan. Hehehe. Now, keep in mind that I threw this together pretty darn fast and I didn't put a whole lot of thought into the title. lol. It was just the first thing that came to mind (and the song I was listening to at the time).



(yes, I did just quote bits and pieces from random movie reviews. lol)

Original pictures: Hanson, Ryan, River, Patrick.

And here's the DVD cover art, because I wanted an excuse to use more pictures and exaggerate their private lives like all good biopics do. ;)



Now, just in case people can still read what it says on the back page (and I kinda hope they can't, because it's a babblefest of crap) I'd better explain some things before people start taking it seriously and jumping all over me:
1. When I say "Fights"... if you think they never fight, I think you're crazy.
2. By "Partying" I'm referring to the stuff on VH1 All Access where Tay was drinking while Ike "danced" with random girls in a bar. lol. I told you I exaggerated.
3. "Drugs"... well... Zac did say Ike lost his mind smoking weed in Amsterdam, and last time I checked, marijuana is considered to be a drug. So technically it's true. ;)
4. "Unplanned Parenthood"... now, I don't know for sure that Ezra was a pleasant surprise, but that's what I'd put my money on.
5. "Near-fatal health problems" is about Ike's blood clots.

Aaaaaaaaaaand I think I'm done with my little disclaimer. :p Don't take it seriously, kids. It's all for fun.


Concert Photo by the incredibly talented BlueEyes17el

Bleh. I hate how different things look on our laptop compared to our PC. I made it on the laptop and it looked fine, but when I looked at it on the PC it was about 10 times darker. That sucks. Oh well. *sigh*